so cold it hurts.......

by jove it's cold

cold as in i think my eyeball's might be freezing

cold as in getting into the warm, from being outside, really hurts

cold as in don't touch any bare metal with ungloved hands or else

it's -35C to be precise, in reality it's only -25 - but the wind chill man, the wind chill

so all this lovely talcum powder like snow that is falling is going to waste as only the extremely brave & the foolish are venturing outside let alone up a ski hill

and there's more to come, a whole weeks worth of bone chillin' cold

those warm summer's evenings are a mere dream, now we are in the depths of winter